Team Spirit Junkie Gifts

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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Men can show their emotions!

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Strive to win!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."