Team Spirit Chaser Gifts

Soccer Match.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

American Football.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Official Team Cap With Beard