Team Spirit Whisperers Pillows

'We're so downsized, we have to outsource our office gossip.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Jumping cheerleaders

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Cheerleaders

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

American Football.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"