Team Spirit Whisperers Prints

'We're so downsized, we have to outsource our office gossip.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Jumping cheerleaders

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Cheerleaders

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

American Football.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

The commentators want to run the officials...

Official Team Cap With Beard

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'