Team Spirit Warrior Prints

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

Sporting School of Exellence

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jumping cheerleaders

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."