Team Dynamics Fan Gifts

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Sports bars are pro-players and pro-management.

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

A child as a pet substitute.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Are we us or them?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Sales Secretary

"We need to have a serious talk."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."