Team Dynamic Fan Gifts

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

A child as a pet substitute.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We need to have a serious talk."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Dig in.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

You never caw.

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.