Teacher Practicum Gifts

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

A Puppet Named Juan

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Home Schooling'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Caught in the Music

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

The Best English Teacher in the World.

Sleeping musician

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

'What training do I get?'

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'