Teacher Of The Year Award Gifts

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'But I digress...'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

I will study my speling words...

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Yearbook

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'