Teacher Of The Year Award Gifts

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Yearbook

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"