Teacher Friends Gifts

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Non-Denominational Carols

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."