Teacher At Heart Gifts

Pursuing Success

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Academics at the Beach

People of Courage

Lack History Month

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Maria Montessori

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'

The Lecture.

Giambattista Vico

David Starkey

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

'I installed anti-agitation software that plays soothing music, whenever I access math and science scores.'

Sign at infants school - Beware of the Puppy