Taxman Pillows

Disraeli Stands for Protectionism

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

IRS Audit Section

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."