Taxation Wizard T-Shirts

Monster under the bed.

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

IRS Audit Section

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?'

"We invested everything we had in our marriage."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Are you sure Milton Keynes is not a tax haven?

'Oh! Oh!, there's a problem! Your retirement savings to last your entire life, expired in March, 2009!'