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The AdRams Family no.25 - Using PC to work out tax bill

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Money exchange

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Business News.

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audit Section

'Wait a minute....!

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."