Tax Wiz Mugs

The AdRams Family no.25 - Using PC to work out tax bill

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Wait a minute....!

Business News.

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

IRS Audit Section

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'