Tax Time Wizard T-Shirts

"Are they seriously sending us a bill for last year?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Deadlines, Inc.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Tax Collector

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Father Time Management

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'