Tax Time Wizard T-Shirts

"Are they seriously sending us a bill for last year?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Tax Collector

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Deadlines, Inc.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

Father Time Management

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.