Taxation Buff Pillows

'Will that penny I accidentally swallowed when I was a kid count against me as unreported income?'

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

'It's not us! It's the government that's living way beyond OUR means!'

'Ya know, Grover, this just isn't fun anymore.'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

End the death tax

Raising taxes on the rich...a little dab will do ya!!

'I hope he doesn't bring in a belthole tax.'

'Your explanation for all these business dinners with my wife better be good!'

"Looks like they're getting tougher."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Tax.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Where tax money goes...

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'