Tax Talker Gifts

"I've been thinking about the flat tax and how it would inflict hardship on the poor, and I can live with that."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"Life is a numbers game, junior. There are the add and the subtract years..."

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

"IRS is getting really tough on tax avoiders"

"Superman, paying double is a lot. You should have consulted an accountant before you set up your secret identity."

"I feel like we've been neglected and abandoned by every element of society. Except for the IRS, of course."

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

Tax haven.

Budget: No increase in duty on beer and fags.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

IRS, 'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'I have my own Federal bureaucrat assigned to my business!'

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

'You needn't get rude, dad.'

As a dutiful Minnesota legislator, I will not accept a raise nor the expensive per dium.

'I would have it with me, but the IRS got it all before I left.'

'Inland revenue' "Arsehole"

"I'm telling you, we already cut the fat."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"Suppose we say we agree to disagree and let it go at that?"

Chickens home to roost...

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'