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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

New Improved I.R.S.

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Stimulus bust