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Are you sure Milton Keynes is not a tax haven?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"