Tax Planning Enthusiast Prints

Are you sure Milton Keynes is not a tax haven?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Footing The Bill

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim