Tax Loophole Enthusiast T-Shirts

For those who seem to have everything.

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'It turns out your tax shelter is more of a tax lean-to.'

'Why do you call yourself Arthur plc?'

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

"I want to change my mind for tax purposes."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Footing The Bill

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."