Policy Loophole Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

"Your non-compete agreement is effective if you leave our company, not while you're employed here!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Trickledown economics

NHS recruitment.

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

End of the US blockade of Cuba

PCT funding crisis threatens maternity pay

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Benefit of the doubt.