Policy Loophole Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

"Your non-compete agreement is effective if you leave our company, not while you're employed here!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

social services cuts

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Backstabber Express: Trump

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

Trickledown economics

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

NHS recruitment.

American Heroes in the Age of Trump

Anti-immigrant discourse

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

The Report from on High

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

PCT funding crisis threatens maternity pay