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"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"If the bastards are going to take away my non dom status I've a good mind to leave the country and go and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

Businesman shakes out his piggy US bank only to find other piggy banks marked OffShore.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

Me Doing My Taxes

For those who seem to have everything.

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.