Legal Loophole Hunter T-Shirts

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

For those who seem to have everything.

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."