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'Let's see... Ah! Here it is: 'Your policy does not cover floods,earthquakes or axe of god.' Sorry about that, Mr. Finkleman.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

By-Law: When politicians can't do something legally, they go by law.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill---You keep finding loopholes'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Peeping Drone

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."