Tax Justice Watcher Pillows

Boss, what do you mean you're "preparing for the widening of the gap between rich and poor"? Congress is about to force every poor person who wants to claim the earned income credit to endure an IRS audit first. The working poor can't afford lawyers, and they're too busy cobbling together a living from multiple jobs and gigs to do all the paperwork, so ... ipso facto ... I'm not exactly sure how, but I have faith that the money they'll be too scared to claim is going to end up in my pocket. He's

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"#notguilty."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Worthless B*****ds

"Let's take in a trial."

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Report No Evil

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Famous Pieces of Paper

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

United States of Cheney.

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

"Yes, I AM the CEO of the bank that received the BAIL OUT MONEY, why do you ask?"

'The GOP Jobs Bills in Congress!'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

Judge

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.