Tax Justice Watcher Mugs

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"#notguilty."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Worthless B*****ds

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Let's take in a trial."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Famous Pieces of Paper

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

United States of Cheney.

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Judge

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

"Yes, I AM the CEO of the bank that received the BAIL OUT MONEY, why do you ask?"

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'The GOP Jobs Bills in Congress!'

Rich react to higher taxes.