Tax Irony Lover Prints

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

'A cashier's cheque for $408. Made out to the Internal Revenue Service.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Tax relief

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

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"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

Luck of the IRS.

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

IRS tax forms.

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'