Tax Irony Appreciator Prints

Burger Monarch Needs Help with Taxes

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Big business is not evil

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

tax

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Tax relief

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

'Rumors...'

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

IRS tax forms.

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

External Revenue Service