Tax Satire Lover Prints

VAT "Don't worry about him he's just here to deal with late payers."

Woo-hoo! I put a dollar under my pillow, and the tax fairy left me two quarters!

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

Come in. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

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"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

Tax relief

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

Luck of the IRS.

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

P.O. Boxes. It's from the IRS --- It seems they've declared my savings account to be in the public domain.