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VAT "Don't worry about him he's just here to deal with late payers."

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

Come in. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

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"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

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"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'