Tax Humor Enthusiast Prints

"As part of out customer care charter it's been decided that you don't need to give us your pants until tomorrow."

'I sympathize with your wife having multiple personality disorder, but you can't claim each one as a dependent."

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

"There's no getting away from you guys."

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

This is the one place the customer is never right!

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"Look on the bright side, you'll be able to borrow money to pay your taxes at a record-low interest rates!"

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

'It's certainly been a long time since you filed a return, Mr. Van Winkel.'

'America's Funniest Tax Avoidance Schemes'

"But on the plus side, we're not in ANY tax bracket!"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

"The Internal Revenue Service will want to see a receipt for my soul."

'Unlike a baker's dozen, you can't earn thirteen dollars of income and report it as earning twelve'

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

"Here's a new bill to pay. . . intellectual property tax!"

'Will it help if I turn in my accountant?'

'We like to put the 'fun' in 'refund'!'

"Holes in your shoes? -- Nice try, pal."

I.R.S.: 'Notice: The rumor that we have merged with homeland security is untrue!'

How to tell when revenue Canada mistakenly thinks that you're dead.

'I need to check this dependent of yours.'

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

Someone here to see you about a merger.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'That seems a little pricey -- What else have you got?'

'IRS' In trays 'Easy come' 'Easy go'

'Thank you for your check, sir -- We'll redistribute it right away!'

I dreamt I had loads of money but a robber tried to take it all off me...