Tax Irony Lover Gifts

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

'A cashier's cheque for $408. Made out to the Internal Revenue Service.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

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"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

Tax relief

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'It's a tax refund. There's a note attached asking us not to cash it before next week.'

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."

IRS tax forms.

'First the good news...since you earn under $400,000, you won't have to pay the millionaire's tax.'

'Sorry, you can't claim depreciation on your wife.'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

External Revenue Service