Tax Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Wow, that's quite a large amount you have listed under 'Royalty Income'

''Tax Loopholes for the Rich and Famous' was filmed before a live audience of IRS auditors.'

'They just want to make sure no one takes anything with them.'

Have you thanked your congressional representative today?

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Tax relief

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."