Tax Form Troublemaker Gifts

'I.R.S short form.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Tax confusion.

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

'At least I understand the form this year.' - 'Perhaps it's time we improved it again.'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

'I keep all my receipts for tax purposes...'

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

"I was caught by the VAT man."

'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'

'New simple easy-to-use tax forms ... Leaves another taxpayer simple-minded.'

Tax audit office.

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

Directory in tax return office alarms taxpayer.

Disaster strikes in Utica, N.Y., when 10 people become wedged in a mailbox as they attempt to mail their taxes by midnight on the 15th.

'Blue ink? -- Oh, a wise guy, eh?'

'Rumour says he's so rich, he doesn't pay any tax at all!'

'Look at the bright side, Wiggins. You have the perfect portfolio for someone who doesn't like to pay for any taxes.'

IRS Taxpayer Information. I'm sorry, sir, that loophole is reserved for people in the loop!

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

Messi and Tax Fraud.

'Care to hear about a millionaire who makes over a million dollars a week and pays no income tax?'