Tax Break Hunter Gifts

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Tax.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."