Tax Break Hunter Gifts

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Tax.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

Romney Tax Desk: Accounts Receivable...Accounts Believable.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"My accountant said it was a great write off."