Tax Audit Enthusiast Gifts

The Internal Roach Service

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

IRS Audit Section

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Footing The Bill

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'