Taste Titan Pillows

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Football.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Addiction to mobile.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Pizza and Related Searches.

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hazard of texting

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

I love my mobile phone.

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

"If they just added texting to how they calculate GDP, this economy would be growing by 20%."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

10K Text-And-Run.

'Big tissue?'

Guess what I found?

"...You've already had two goodnight text messages."