Tarot Toaster T-Shirts

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Ill next Thursday

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Trout Game

Nostradamus.

The Inner Dog.

Monster Horrorscopes

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Hog Futures

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

I just knew this would be dull.

Have you seen this toaster?

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

fortune teller and credit card.

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"