Tannin Analyst Gifts

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The Thought Process.

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Trump's firings

Gobbledygookologist

"You really need some sun."

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"