Tango T-Shirts

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

'We are so in sync!'

A couple and their dogs tango.

Champagne Bubble

"Wendell and I dropped our tango lessons. They were starting to take us over."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

'And don't tread on my toes.'

A woman talks on her mobile phone while dancing.

Wine Tango

It takes two to tango, but that's just the minimum.

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

"The rules clearly state, 'it takes two to tango'."

Demure lady with gloves

I could have danced all night!

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Cimafunk

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Omara Portuondo

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Leslie Caron.

Turn, turn and turn.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Dancing Doctor