Tango Twosome T-Shirts

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Touring Cyclist

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Champagne Bubble

'We are so in sync!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

A couple and their dogs tango.

Flamenco

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

Cell Partners

"I want to make it with you."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'And don't tread on my toes.'

School of Dance

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'At the doubles bar.'