Tango Twosome T-Shirts

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Touring Cyclist

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Champagne Bubble

'We are so in sync!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

A couple and their dogs tango.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Flamenco

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

Cell Partners

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"I want to make it with you."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

'Make it a quadruple.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

School of Dance

'And don't tread on my toes.'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

'At the doubles bar.'