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Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

"Obama planted it."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

House building chart (like steps).

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Daily Mail Reader

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Eww! A tick!"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

Obama vs. Clinton.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"I'll read the will."

They waited as Allen tabulated how much the meal had cost per bite.

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

"He's very proud of the progress he's made..."