Tally Chart Trendsetter T-Shirts

Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rap music

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'