Tall Ship Sailor Gifts

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Desert Island Meals.

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Bermuda Triangles

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.