Tall Person Gifts

Small car - big man.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

Mount Everest.

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Hi! -Lo!