Tall Creatures Club T-Shirts

Portrait of a giraffe

Love at First Sight

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Vampire Bat

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'At least, you could have left a tip.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"We never discuss religion."

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

For services to Tourism. . .

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"