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"Well, that's enough about me, what shall we talk about now?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Dialogue

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Trappist talk show.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

Progressive Media Outlets and The Right.