Talkative Theatergoer Gifts

"We don't mind where we sit. We're only here to talk."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Pirate

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'